Apparently, his alma mater, in a fit of retard-luck insanity, paid Patton Oswalt to give this year's commencement speech. Those kids were so lucky.

First off, I want to thank the teachers and faculty of Broad Run High School for first considering and then inviting me to speak here. It was flattering, I am touched and humbled, and you have made ( Read more... )

.....ready?

*makes sure you buckled in*

I NEED THE NEW PATTON OSWALD ALBUM NOW! NOW! NOW, DAMN IT!That, and I believe I'm a fan again. I've gone completely Doctor Who crazy. *blinks* I wonder if there's something I can take for this because seriously, I don't want to be a fan again ( Read more... )

LOL! Hey, it worked in a classic Greek comedy.

LOL! I love creative people. Who knew this could be art?

Hey, misscoollinda! This is the coolest house ever.

You know, this would be great fun. And safe and clean - all those things purchased sexual gratification should be. (NWS)

Oooooooooo. Look. Banned books on the internet. I still can't believe To ( Read more... )

Patton Oswald is God. No just a god, but thee God.

More Shatner Roast stuff. I cannot wait for Sunday. I love George - how cute is he?

Yes, that's a functioning boat made entirely of newspapers. Way to recycle, Canadians.

I'm a fan, but not that much of a fan. DAMN!

Never let a bully off the hook.


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Do you know hat I did yesterday morning? I woke up and turned on a movie in our bedroom. I curled up with blankies and pillows, watching one of my all time favorite movies, Snatch. That's how every morning should start: waking up slow to some nice piece of fun art ( Read more... )

In Barnes and Noble tonight, Captain Jack Sparrow kissed The Wolverine.

Twice.

The Pagan, diamond-making, nun judge couldn't stop it.

I know it's late, but this has to be the best April Fool's Joke Evah!

Everyone needs to buy one. Patton is god.

guinan, love, have you seen this: Star Trek Fan collective - time Travel?

This is the type of reporting I can get behind. There's no fear wrangling here; it's the situation and a call to step up to take care of it.

Peter Kropotkin, the ( Read more... )